Showing posts with label Language oops. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Language oops. Show all posts

04 October 2011

On Lemon

I know a family once attached to American embassies in the Middle East region. They have a great ‎story about what their kids thought about being posted to Yemen just a few decades ago. ‎

Their young son who had trouble pronouncing some letters (like the letter 'y') was overhead speaking excitedly with one ‎of his neighborhood friends while outside in the backyard.‎

Son in a sing-song voice: “I’m going away, ha-ha-ha ha-ha, ha-ha-ha ha-ha.”‎

Neighbor Boy: “Where ya goin’?” ‎

Son: “I’m going to Lemon.”‎

Neighbor: “What’s that?”‎

Son: “I dunno but it’s very far away.”‎

No kidding!‎

15 March 2011

Names in Arabia, Part1‎

A friend working in Yemen told me about a teacher whose first name could be translated as the word for death. That’s not a great name and the pronunciation could be made different. The problem is his last name. It translates into the word for worms. Welcome to Yemen, Dead Worms! Again, Tweet does not share my sense of humor on this one.

17 January 2011

The B&B Spin and Why Words Matter

I arrive with Tweet at a wonderful south Asian bed and breakfast that we’ve found online. This trip is our R&R from our home away from home, and it’s a belated birthday gift. We’re the only guests at the small resort on this rainy afternoon.

The hotel manager comes out and as we begin our tour, and immediately tells us about a wedding party, “You know, a local wedding party considered moving in here for the weekend . . . “ The B&B manager pauses (and my face falls), “But I explained to the local family how we had already booked a nice couple in the nicest room at our B&B and that you had requested peace and quiet.”

I process this information internally. “Wow we’re so lucky that he read between the lines of my email inquiry to find a peaceful place,” I think.

Tweet, as always, patiently listens to the manager explain what he did to prevent the other party from booking, and then offers, “Well thank you but you know there is no need to prevent other guests. We like to meet new people. If you want to invite them back, please feel free. Don’t hold them back on our account.”

I think to myself, “Tweet, no! I do want peace and quiet and I don’t want to share this great view.”

The next day a local couple shows up. They look quickly at a room and then leave. We have the B&B to ourselves for the entire five days.

On the day we checkout, we have some overlap with a newly-arrived couple, who look not too unlike ourselves – young professionals who haven’t been outside to much. Out comes the manager speaking in a tone of voice I’d heard before, “You know, a local wedding party considered moving in here today . . . But I explained to them how . . .”

I look at Tweet. He smiles, “You knew, didn’t you?”

“No I didn’t know that I just got a line.”

Tweet says, “Well you felt good. That’s all that matters. And it’s not what’s being said but why it’s being said that matters.”

15 June 2010

Screen Shots and Other Bloopers, Part One‎

Been out of commission a bit here but have some humor today from my husband’s Arabian ‎workplace. ‎

Tweet is the kind of manager who likes for colleagues and employees to think through technological ‎problems themselves in order to solve them. When they reach an impasse, he suggests they send ‎him screen shots of the technical issue (Prt-Screen) and a brief update (text) on where they are/why ‎stuck. (Tweet does the same with me by the way because he subscribes to the PEBCAK theory! If you ‎haven’t heard of the PEBCAK theory that’ll be a future blog post for sure.)